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Lake Shore Cast Revealed

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 14:17:11 -0800

Lock up the women and children because the Lake Shore is coming. The cast for Canada's version of MTV's Jersey Shore has been released and by all accounts it will be an ethnically charged atmosphere with each house guest...

Mad Men Season 4 Premiere Tonight

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:15:07 -0800

The mystery of Don Draper continues to peel like an opinion as Mad Men Season 4 debuts tonight across North America. What is life like after Sterling Cooper? Can Don Draper adjust to life as a single man? These...

Mel Gibson's alleged racist rant may be last career straw

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 09:12:01 -0800

They say bad things come in 3's. First, his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva released a now much-publicized taped conversation that portrays Gibson as a verbally abusive, racist guy. You can listen to Mel Gibson's rant here.... Secondly, after the tape...

David Letterman. And That Whole Mess.

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:13:52 -0800

On last Friday's Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman explained in a ten-minute monologue that an extortion attempt had been made upon him: some guy had proof that Letterman had slept with a number of his female staff workers...

Jon and Kate Plus Eight Minus Jon

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:25:55 -0800

After getting them on the air, ruining their relationship, and exploiting a family tragedy for ratings, TLC has fired one half of Jon and Kate. From Entertainment Weekly: Well, it’s finally happened. TLC has yanked Jon Gosselin from Jon...

Ellen DeGeneres the 4th Judge on American Idol!

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:31:05 -0800

Wow...what a wholly random choice. And, most likely, a bad one. The producers of American Idol no doubt wanted to grab a big name and surprise people. But look, it's not like the show is desperate for publicity. Yes, its...

Michael Jackson's Death Ruled a Homicide

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:32:26 -0800

Unfortunately, that isn't a joke. From Entertainment Weekly: The Los Angeles coroner’s office has ruled Michael Jackson’s death a homicide, the Associated Press reports. The pop star had “lethal levels” of the surgical anesthetic propofol in his system, along...

Chuck's Gay Kiss on 'Gossip Girl'

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:15:10 -0800

Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick), certainly the most entertaining male character on Gossip Girl, will be sharing a kiss with another guy in the upcoming third season. The other guy will be actor Neal Bledsoe, who will play NYU's gay...

But What Will We Do Without Paula?

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:13:35 -0800

As I've explained before, I don't watch American Idol. I usually end up seeing a couple of the audition episodes each season and then quit -- so consistently, in fact, that I've never seen a non-audition episode. It's just...

Twilight Drama! (The Best Kind!)

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:37:51 -0800

On Wednesday, it was quietly -- as quietly as possible -- announced that Bryce Dallas Howard would be taking over the role of Victoria in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, a character played by actress Rachelle LaFevre in Twilight and the...

Kendra Wilkinson Gets Her Show Renewed, Talks Smack about Jon & Kate

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:24:02 -0800

You know who doesn't really bother me? Kendra Wilkinson, the flake from The Girls Next Door who got her own show. She honestly seems like a nice person. Not necessarily somebody I would hang out with, but...in terms of reality...

Is Brüno Causing as Much Trouble as Borat?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:20:59 -0800

Sacha Baron Cohen is back in theaters this week, two and a half years after hitting it huge with Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (and one and a half years after Johnny...

Wait, Did Somebody Die?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:35:08 -0800

Boy, I don't post for a few days and the world's population gets cut in half. To wit: R.I.P. David Carradine (12/8/36 - 6/3/09) Star of Kung Fu, played "Bill" in Kill Bill. R.I.P. Ed McMahon (3/6/23 - 6/23/09)...

Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, TLC Officially Destroy the Lives of Eight Children

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:56:19 -0800

This coming Monday, Jon & Kate Plus Eight was going to have a special Mother's Day-themed episode (a day after Father's Day, oddly enough). But not anymore. It's been preempted by this special: It doesn't take a rocket scientist...

Lots of David Letterman/Sarah Palin Nonsense

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:00:18 -0800

UPDATE: Dave officially apologized. By now I'm sure you've heard about the David Letterman/Sarah Palin controversy. Letterman made some extremely unremarkable jokes about Bristol Palin last week. Real run-of-the-mill late night talk show stuff. Sarah Palin, sniffing publicity, released...